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I came apart inside a world
Made of angry people
I found a boy who had a dream
Making everyone smile
He was sunshine
I fell over my feet
Like bricks underwater

And how am I supposed to tell you how I feel?
I need oxygen

Oh baby, if I was your lady
I would make you happy
I'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave
Oh baby, I will be your lady
I am going crazy for you

And so I found a state of mind
Where I could be speechless
I had to try it for a while
To figure out this feeling
This felt so right
Pull me upside down to a place
Where you've been waiting

And how am I supposed to tell you how I feel?
I need oxygen

Oh baby, if I was your lady
I would make you happy
I'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave
Oh baby, I will be your lady
I am going crazy for you

And you don't want to keep me waiting
Staring at my fingers, feeling like a fool

Oh baby, I will be your lady
I will make you happy
I'm never gonna leave, never gonna leave
Oh baby, I will be your lady
I am going crazy, yeah, oh, oh, oh

Tell me what you want
Baby, tell me what you need
Anything I ask, baby, give it to me
Baby, give it to me, give it to me

I came apart inside a world
Made of angry people
I found a boy who had a dream
Making everyone smile

這幾篇都在寫遊記
前陣子一直出去這幾天比較靜態都待在家
本來星期天要看STOMP 不過買不到票了所以只好星期三看
明天要去看journey to the center earth (我不知道那部電影中文叫啥名耶.....)
所以去了蘇活區還有小義大利
蘇活區的東西感覺就很便宜 LEVIS才一千不到....
小義大利的義大利料理真是超棒的
雖然說跟平常吃的口味不一樣有點不習慣但真的是好吃
我來美國這趟吃了超多異國料理都很道地很棒
而且四個人吃才八十幾塊美金不貴耶
八十幾塊還是加了18%的服務費真貴....

書到用時方恨少

這是我這趟的體悟
再小義大利買東西的時候
有個很可惡的商人
老娘只是在買個東西翻翻找找
他就說
hey!Don't mess up everything.
Tell me what size you want.
好不容易挑到我要買的SIZE跟顏色
林鹽荒在要結帳前還翻了一下
他竟然就說
how many you want to mess up with you just buy one?

媽的
你這死黑人到底是在囂張啥屁阿
長的這麼矮說著一口奇怪腔調的破英文
花錢跟你買東西還要看你臉色喔
要不是怕你還有其他同僚會跑過來圍毆我
老娘早就從你頭尻下去給你點顏色瞧瞧了
老虎不發威

給大家一點良心的建議
如果要自己來美國玩
什麼狗屁都不重要最重要的是
學會點自己愛吃的東西菜單要看的懂
畢竟沒有人會想要一天到晚吃啥hamburger跟french fries吧!

殺價的英文也一定要來個一兩句

問路的英文也要會講會聽才行很容易迷路的

最最最最最重要的是罵人的英文
我真的不懂課本幹麻都不教一些有水準有深度的罵人的
只會shit 跟fuck根本不能幹麻
遇到一些機車的外國人的時候
滿肚子火卻又幹在心裡口難開真的會得內傷

不過如果都學不起來也沒關係
用台語問候他全家這是一定要的
反正台語有種很威的魔力就是
就算他聽不懂你在罵他什麼
可是他就是知道你在罵人!!!